Q: How do you put a elephant in the fridge?
A: Open the door, put the elephant in and close the door.
Q: How do you put a giraffe if the fridge?
A: Open the door take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and class the door.
Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken?
A: Egg-explosion
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
What is a bunny's favourite music?
Hip-hop.
A kid asks his father:
Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed?
Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
What happened when the shark became famous?
He trued into a starfish.
Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ?
Doctor: I deal with you later.
A Ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender
