Chuck Norris owns the gold colour at the end of the rainbow.
Chuck Norris dozenth swim, water just likes him.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Once chuck Norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A DUCK, TALKS LIKE A DUCK, AND SMELLS LIKE A DUCK BUT CHUCK NORRIS SAYS ITS A GIRRAFE ITS A DAMN GIRRAFE!
Chuck Norris made The Joker lose his permanent smile.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
